Reasons why there will never be any good men

To: Skip skap skallywags, hizzods, hoes, tramps, slizzies, sluts, whores, hoes, broads, skanks, and other assorted jilted women worldwide

There will never be any good men as long as you keep f**kin' on the first date...ya slut.
As long as you keep spendin' all your dough on a n**ga you don't know...ya dumb ass.
As long as you keep lettin' that n**ga tell you to shut the f**k up and take it.
As long as you have absolutely no self-respect for yourself or your vagina.
As long as you post pictures of yourself half naked (or completely naked) on the internet (callin' yo' self a model with no clothes on and your ass cheeks spread...what the f**k?)
As long as you cuss like a sailor and expect to be treated like a lady :-" !!!!!
As long as you tell a n**ga "no" one minute, and the next engulf his penis like it's an asthma inhaler.
As long as you publicly solicit dick.
As long as you keep listening to your lonely ass homegirls, who couldn't keep a man if one was chemically bonded to their chest.
As long as you're okay wit a n**ga bein' yo f**k buddy.
As long as you keep complaining that there are no good men, you cynical b!tch....

THERE WILL NEVER BE ANY GOOD MEN.

Now make me a muthaphuqin' sandwich.